Hank: Loath as I am to be contrary, you must admit that, adept as Milton is with language, he is obviously inferior to truly great poets, such as Ginsberg.
Charles: *Lengthy rant against the anti-capitalist counterculture poets of the Beat Generation*
Scott, staring out the window: *thinking* Do you think original sin explains why I’m cursed with these deadly optic blasts?
Warren, staring out the window: *thinking* It looks like it’s gonna rain later, I hope I’ll get some flying in before then.
Jean, trying to be helpful: Professor, why do you think Milton gives Satan such good speeches? Are we meant to relate to him?
Charles: Excellent question! It’s to illustrate the seductive nature of evil.
Bobby, interrupting: Seductive nature of evil? That’s kinda gay. Does that sound gay to anybody else?
Charles: *Lengthy rant explaining why it’s not okay to use “gay” disparagingly*
